There are so many rap songs for kids who want to grow up to be an entertainer. And sadly, several rap stars are running out of things to sing about, so they create lyrics made up of the brand name of their shoe, their vacation destination, another brand name...etc.. It makes me wonder if they run out of time to create lyrics, give up and think "Yah, iPhone can rhyme with alone."
For the sake of all aspiring computer geeks everywhere I decided that these songs don't resonate. In fact, there is no way that most of these songs resonate with anyone.
Growing up my Dad always had the Oldies station on and my Mom, the Top 40. For once I'm starting to appreciate how my Dad never let us change the station on the way home from school. I always thought he just liked the oldies station because it would take him too long to try to remember any new songs. But now I assume it is because the songs told a story instead of where to shop for denim. And I must admit, when my sister and I did quickly change the station once, it was a bit weird belting out "I feel a little poke coming through...on you!" next to my Dad.
So, as much as I would like to I can't sing to owning a jet, wearing Manolo's or having my photo shoot in all Cartier. I can, however, help this potentially future computer geek out with a lil' rap song.
I want to be a computer geek when I grow up
(boom boom sha, boom boom sha, boom boom sha, boom boom sha)
fire fighter, engineer, pro football player
I also don't ever want to run for mayor
Pilot, Chef, Teacher is not for me
a computer geek, yah! that's what I want to be
Shoe designer, Sales Clerck, Entrapanuer
Def. not a Farmer who shovels manuer.
To live a charmed life you must first
hahahahahaha, after all this "work" I think I will leave the raping to the professionals after all.
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